To all text message users, I send the following advice: The next time you receive a text message from anyone over the age of 80, I give you permission to use the following as an interpretive guide to the important things in our lives.
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friend's Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing Aid On?
LMDO - Leaving My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
OMSG - Oh My, Sorry, Gas
ROFL - CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing - Can't Get Up!
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
WTP - Where's the Prunes?
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
Hope these help!
